|Buddhist| |Asexual| |White| |Cis girl| |Not as Big of a Douchebag as I Could Have Been|
Remember when justin timberlake was in Shrek
im waiting for the day i can use this as a reaction image and confuse everyone for a good 5-30 seconds before they get it
That should be enough reason not to hurt me."
things literally everyone, regardless of gender, looks good in:
- lacy lingerie
another fun childhood sexuality denial story was when i was like 11 and i kept staring at my waitress’s boobs and i kept thinking like “i should really stop doing this she’s gonna think i’m gay” and then i literally couldn’t stop and i was like “she definitely thinks i’m gay this is so funny” *continues to stare at boobs* *continues to not question my own sexuality while staring at boobs*
"it’s not gay if it’s in a threeway" one straight man says to another straight man. there is a third straight man waiting in the bedroom. the rule somehow still applies.